THE FUCKING WWDC IS A FUCKING MONTH A-FUCKING-WAY, YET THE APPLE FUCKNUTS HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING MENTIONED THE FUCKING NEW FUCKING MAC FUCKING FUCK PRO!
HERE! LET ME FUCKING HELP YOU! JUST FUCKING MAKE THIS ONE FUCKING FASTER YOU FUCKING FUCKS!
All the crap Apple is doing wrong…
THE FUCKING WWDC IS A FUCKING MONTH A-FUCKING-WAY, YET THE APPLE FUCKNUTS HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING MENTIONED THE FUCKING NEW FUCKING MAC FUCKING FUCK PRO!
HERE! LET ME FUCKING HELP YOU! JUST FUCKING MAKE THIS ONE FUCKING FASTER YOU FUCKING FUCKS!