FIST FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! OR FIST FUCKING ROTATED 90 FUCKING DEGREES! $999 FOR A FUCKING STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR $199 FOR A FUCKING VESA CONNECTOR? YOU KNOW A PIECE OF FUCKING ALUMINUM THAT DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING PLAY FUCKING MUSIC LIKE THE $199 FUCKING NEW iPOD TOUCH!
FUCK!