All the crap Apple is doing wrong…
FUCKING FUCK ARE THESE FUCKING KEYBOARDS FUCKING AWFUL. HOW THE FUCK DID THIS EVEN FUCKING HAPPEN? TYPING ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT KEYBOARD IS THE FUCKING WORST FUCKING USER FUCKING EXPERIENCE FUCKING EVER! I GUESS IT FUCKING COULD BE FUCKING WORSE IF THEY WERE FUCKING RAZOR BLADES. FUCK HOLES!
Apple Releases a Mac Pro for the 1%, the all new 1% Mac Pro!
THE FUCKING WWDC IS A FUCKING MONTH A-FUCKING-WAY, YET THE APPLE FUCKNUTS HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING MENTIONED THE FUCKING NEW FUCKING MAC FUCKING FUCK PRO! HERE! LET ME FUCKING HELP YOU! JUST FUCKING MAKE THIS ONE FUCKING FASTER YOU FUCKING FUCKS!
STILL FUCKING NOTHING YOU FUCKS!
FUCKING FUCK iPHONE FUCKING SE BARREL DISTORTION FUCKING SUCKS! FUCKING APPLE SHITS PROBABLY FUCKING THINK IT FUCKING MAKES BETTER FUCKING SELFIES!
Fuck you cheap-ass motherfuckers. AirPods are marketed as working “flawlessly” to connect to any apple device from your motherfucking iCloud,(btw FUCK ICLOUD), but it shits out and won’t connect to my computer or phone, both are your overpriced aluminum pieces of fucking garbage. If I wanted to be repeatedly fucked I’d intern for the Weinstein […]
ONE FUCKING USB on an EIGHTY DOLLAR FUCKING DONGLE for a THREE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLAR COMPUTER with NO FUCKING USB PORTS FUCKING FUCK APPLE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY KEYBOARD IT’S FUCKING STUCK FUCK YOU.
It is 2018, and get this, when I do an EXACT SEARCH FOR AN ITEM in the FINDER (that’s what they call it), THAT ITEM STILL DOES NOT SHOW UP! What does show up is every random reference to that set of words, INCLUDING INSIDE OF TEXT FILES AND OTHER APPS! WTF does the FINDER […]
WHEN IT ASKS ME FOR MY ADDRESS INFORMATION EVERY TIME I CLICK CONTINUE IT DOESN’T LET ME CONTINUE BECAUSE IT SAYS THAT I NEED TO ENTER MY DATE OF BIRTH. BUT THERE IS NOT PLACE TO ENTER MY FUCKING DATE OF BIRTH YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Why the fuck haven’t these fucking motherfuckers put a fucking Select-All feature in the fucking Photo App as of 20 fucking 18? I think my fucking Commodore fucking 64 had a fucking select-all feature. Who the fucking fuck wants to fucking select one fucking photo at a time when some of us fuckers have fucking […]