Tag: Mac Pro

FUCKING STILL NO FUCKING MAC PRO

THE FUCKING WWDC IS A FUCKING MONTH A-FUCKING-WAY, YET THE APPLE FUCKNUTS HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING MENTIONED THE FUCKING NEW FUCKING MAC FUCKING FUCK PRO! HERE! LET ME FUCKING HELP YOU! JUST FUCKING MAKE THIS ONE FUCKING FASTER YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

MAC FUCKING PRO FUCKING TWENTY FUCKING NINETEEN!

“We want to be transparent and communicate openly with our pro community, so we want them to know that the Mac Pro is a 2019 product. It’s not something for this year.” From Techcrunch. AND THAT CAN FUCKING BE FUCKING DECEMBER 31, TWENTY FUCKING NINETEEN! I FUCKING WAITED ANF FUCKING WAITED, FUCK THIS, I’M OUT! […]

MAC PRO game plan

Hey Apple I have a great Idea. How about making the freaking most best PCI box imaginable AND THEN ADD THE COMPUTER INSIDE OF IT!!!! GENIUS RIGHT!!!??? WOW AND THEN YOU CAN – LIKE – UM WAIT – ‘EXPAND IT’!!! AND WHERES THE BACKLIT KEYBOARD WITH A CORD ALREADY!!!

Forgetting

Fucking Apple is fucking forgetting that their whole fucking plan with fucking Itunes was at fucking, least in part, to fucking provide access to small fucking artists. So fucking what if I only have one album? So fucking what if I’m just a fragile, easily heartbroken poet just trying to put a few carefully crafted […]

MAC PRO

Uhm where are my slots? Uhm what about my NVIDIA graphics? THE DARTH PRO NEEDS TO BE NAMED MAC MINI PRO OH yeah and did I mention THERE ARE NO SLOTS in the new MAC PRO?

Where the fuck is the dual socket Mac Pro?

Seriously? Who fucking said, “Who gives a fuck about processing power? People only need one socket.” NO ONE! When you’re talking about a fucking PRO machine, why take power away from the fucking people who need it the most?!?!? PROFESSIONALS!?!?!? YOU STUPID FUCKS! So I can only hope that the new Mac Pro has a […]

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