CHARGER NOT INCLUDED

So, Apple came out with a new fucking phone, and you know, charnged the fucking connector for charging, yet they give you the fucking cable that you CAN’T FUCKING CONNECT to any of your old FUCKING chargers.

FUCK YOU APPLE! WE KNOW THIS IS JUST FOR THE FUCKING MONEY!

SAVE FUCKING AS!

FUCKING FUCKHEADS BRING BACK “SAVE AS” YOU FUCKS! YOUR DUPLICATE SHIT FUCKING FUCKED UP SO MANY DOCUMENTS YOU FUCKHEADS!

APPLE’S FUCKING LAPTOP KEYBOARDS FUCKING SUCK

FUCKING FUCK ARE THESE FUCKING KEYBOARDS FUCKING AWFUL. HOW THE FUCK DID THIS EVEN FUCKING HAPPEN? TYPING ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT KEYBOARD IS THE FUCKING WORST FUCKING USER FUCKING EXPERIENCE FUCKING EVER! I GUESS IT FUCKING COULD BE FUCKING WORSE IF THEY WERE FUCKING RAZOR BLADES. FUCK HOLES!

FUCKING CATALINA FUCKS 32BIT APPS

APPLE FUCKS 32BIT APPS BY FUCKING REMOVING 32BIT FUCKING SUPPORT. WHICH FUCKS ALL CREATIVE PEOPLE WITH 32BIT FUCKING PLUGINS THAT MAY NEVER GET FUCKING UPDATED. APPLE’S CONTINUED WAR ON PROFESSIONAL ARTISTS IS FUCKING STUPID.

$999 FUCKING STAND?

FIST FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! OR FIST FUCKING ROTATED 90 FUCKING DEGREES! $999 FOR A FUCKING STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR $199 FOR A FUCKING VESA CONNECTOR? YOU KNOW A PIECE OF FUCKING ALUMINUM THAT DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING PLAY FUCKING MUSIC LIKE THE $199 FUCKING NEW iPOD TOUCH!

FUCK!

FUCKING STILL NO FUCKING MAC PRO

THE FUCKING WWDC IS A FUCKING MONTH A-FUCKING-WAY, YET THE APPLE FUCKNUTS HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING MENTIONED THE FUCKING NEW FUCKING MAC FUCKING FUCK PRO!

HERE! LET ME FUCKING HELP YOU! JUST FUCKING MAKE THIS ONE FUCKING FASTER YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

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