Fucking Apple won’t give me a fucking iPhone 7 that fucking works. Yes, I fucking know you are now fucking releasing the fucking Iphone X. Just use the fucking number 10 like fucking normal.
Why do I fucking continue to have fucking issues with my fucking messages screen? Fix the fucking issue! Your new fucking update doesn’t fucking fix it. Your fucking genius bar can’t fucking figure it out. Now, my fucking phone keeps having the fucking top 1/3 going fucking black. Fucking Why!?
My volume is fucking on and my fucking phone doesn’t fucking alert when a a fucking text comes through and my lock sound doesn’t fucking work… YES! it’s fucking turned the fuck on in settings. What the fuck?
Also, the fucking icon alerts on my fucking phone don’t fucking go away when I fucking check them. I am fucking forced to restart my fucking phone that doesn’t fucking work anyway.
And don’t get me fucking started with the fucking so called “senior fucking advisors” when you call the fucking support line. The fucking bullshit they spew out of their fucking mouths fucking reading from a fucking script. My fucking dog is more of a fucking advisor than you.
Oh and the brand new fucking phone you gave me to fix the fucking previous issues. Now it has more fucking issues than before. At least take me to fucking dinner before fucking me Apple. For fuck’s sake, get your fucking shit together!