FUCKING iOS 11.2.1 BATTERY FUCKING DRAIN YOU FUCKS!

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES FUCKING CAN’T MAKE A FUCKING UPDATE WITHOUT FUCKING SHIT UP YOU FUCKS!?!?!

MY FUCKING iPHONE SE IS NOW DRAINING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER YOU FUCK HEADS!

FIX THE FUCKING iOS 11.2.1 BATTERY DRAINING FUCKING SHIT! FUCK!


No headphone jack…really?

Okay, its taken me a couple months to really grapple with the dumbest fucking decision I’ve ever heard of. Let’s COURAGEOUSLY remove the headphone jack…

…First of all, let’s bring Tim Cook out on the battle field and see if “remove headphone jack” level courage is enough to keep from shitting his pants…probably not…sub-rant over.

So they removed this “ancient” connection port that can occasionally drop signal in favor of Bluetooth which regularly drops signal and usually doesn’t even carry the same quality of signal when it IS connected. So Bluetooth can just go fuck itself intermittently in the corner. Let’s talk Lightning adapters. My phone will now have a pencil dick hanging out of its ass forever. Do I want that? Does anyone want that? Is REMOVING a currently capability of the phone something that anyone was asking for. No. Just more battery life.

Let me explain why this screws me so hard. I drive an old car with no bluetooth. In fact, I play my music and podcasts via a tape deck (yeah a fucking tape deck, like my boombox from ’92) on my 60 minute two-way commute. When I finally do get to work, my office is a converted weapons maintenance shop and so it has shitty signal indoors. This means that my battery is drained by the end of the day. While at work I like to listen to music. My network doesn’t allow Bluetooth or USB connections (except keyboard and mouse) so I must use the headphone jack. So on my way home I must, wait for it, listen to music while charging my iDevice. So now that means that I will have to buy that piece of shit extra adapter that can do both; aka pencil dick with elephantiasis (look it up) now permanently hanging out of my phone’s ass.

Oh and for the record, this ancient audio tech is exactly the same tech as 1/4″ and that is an industry standard and will be for at least another generation of audio technicians because there is a worldwide economy built around it.

On the bright side, the phone is now water resistant…just like the Galaxy 7 and its still present headphone jack.

Courageous…that’s just funny. This isn’t courage, this is crazy. Steve Jobs would have fired his ass for this pansy shit.


Can’t fucking synchronise iPhone with PHOTOS

With the old iPhoto I used to copy all the fucking photos from my iPhone, and then synchronise them again back with iTunes, NOW IS FUCKING RETARD, I need to fucking close the PHOTOS app and close ITUNES, and reconnect my IPHONE to copy again the PHOTOS BECAUSE ITUNES IS FUCKING RETARDED and doesnt recognise the new photos in the GALLERY. STEVE COME BACK AND START FIRING RETARDED DEVS!


Why can’t I use my iPad / iPhone / iPod as an external hard drive?

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es, I understand there are 3rd party apps that let you do this.  But why the fuck should I have to install a 3rd party app to do something that the first fucking iPod could do?  We’re talking basic computing here folks.  REALLY FUCKING BASIC COMPUTING!