FUCKING iPOHNE SE BARREL FUCKING DISTORTION
FUCKING FUCK iPHONE FUCKING SE BARREL DISTORTION FUCKING SUCKS! FUCKING APPLE SHITS PROBABLY FUCKING THINK IT FUCKING MAKES BETTER FUCKING SELFIES!
Tag: iPhone
Blocking repairs
Apple is blocking 3rd party repairs… Fuck. Check: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeUBdMU2qA0
Battery Life
Today, March 1, 2018, Apple publically anounces ‘ya, we fucked your battery life, but not so you have to buy our latest versions’. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooooou, Apple. Fucking liars. I’m done. I’ll admit I’ve enjoyed using Apple products for years…but…after all the money I’ve spent, they want more?! Fat chance. Goodbye, Apple.
IFucking iPhone 7 fucking sucks, customer service fucking sucks more
Fucking Apple won’t give me a fucking iPhone 7 that fucking works. Yes, I fucking know you are now fucking releasing the fucking Iphone X. Just use the fucking number 10 like fucking normal. Why do I fucking continue to have fucking issues with my fucking messages screen? Fix the fucking issue! Your new fucking […]
this annoying new feature cost me a good client
I have a iphone 6+. I bought it because is has a big clear screen and, being a photographer by trade I wanted the big screen to better show my images to clients when it was not appropriate to pull out a full size laptop. Apple added a needless screen that can be drawn on […]
FUCKING iOS 11.2.1 BATTERY FUCKING DRAIN YOU FUCKS!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES FUCKING CAN’T MAKE A FUCKING UPDATE WITHOUT FUCKING SHIT UP YOU FUCKS!?!?! MY FUCKING iPHONE SE IS NOW DRAINING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER YOU FUCK HEADS! FIX THE FUCKING iOS 11.2.1 BATTERY DRAINING FUCKING SHIT! FUCK!
No headphone jack…really?
Okay, its taken me a couple months to really grapple with the dumbest fucking decision I’ve ever heard of. Let’s COURAGEOUSLY remove the headphone jack… …First of all, let’s bring Tim Cook out on the battle field and see if “remove headphone jack” level courage is enough to keep from shitting his pants…probably not…sub-rant over. […]
Can’t fucking synchronise iPhone with PHOTOS
With the old iPhoto I used to copy all the fucking photos from my iPhone, and then synchronise them again back with iTunes, NOW IS FUCKING RETARD, I need to fucking close the PHOTOS app and close ITUNES, and reconnect my IPHONE to copy again the PHOTOS BECAUSE ITUNES IS FUCKING RETARDED and doesnt recognise […]
Why can’t I use my iPad / iPhone / iPod as an external hard drive?
Yes, I understand there are 3rd party apps that let you do this. But why the fuck should I have to install a 3rd party app to do something that the first fucking iPod could do? We’re talking basic computing here folks. REALLY FUCKING BASIC COMPUTING!