WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS IPHOTOS GOOD FOR?

Jesus fucking christ!! When did Photos go into the fucking shitter?! I wanted to pull a few crappy photos for my website and I’ve been here for OVER A FUCKING HOUR!

I sketch things for my work, then take photos of them. I decided to make one giant album of all the sketches I’ve done for the last 6 months, then sort them after, because who needs to go through their entire library hunting for sketches more than once??BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!

IT TOOK ME 10 FUCKING MINUTES, A HEATED CONVERSATION WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT IS SIRI AND A GOOGLE SEARCH JUST TO FUCKING MOVE A PHOTO FROM ONE ALBUM TO THE NEXT!!!!!

WHY ARE ALL MY ALBUMS HIDDEN?? WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO THE FUCKING “VIEW” MENU TO FUCKING FIND THE DRAWER THAT ALLOWS ME TO VIEW MY ALBUMS AND MY PHOTOS AT THE SAME TIME?! WHY, IF I CAN’T FUCKING ACCESS THIS, IS “MOVE TO ANOTHER ALBUM” NOT AN OPTION ON RIGHT CLICK?!

Also, what fucking genius thought it was a good idea to make me go through 3

I’ve been with Apple a long fucking time, so iPhoto (now Photos) has every goddamn fucking photo I’ve taken for 11 fucking years. Now, I don’t go into it much anymore, but I needed to pull a few photos I’ve taken to put on my website.

 

WAIT… that got fucked? My message “sent” halfway through my rant.

I was saying..

What fucking genius thought it was a good idea to make me go through 3 FUCKING STEPS to rotate a photo?? Why is this not elevated to the top?!

and then the last paragraph can be thrown away.

 

(Also for someone who complains about the UX so much, why can’t I go back and edit? And if not, why is it so easy to accidentally hit ‘send’?)


Ripping people off big time

I bought an apple 6 plus phone and have bothing but problems since day one ive paid 3 times now to get it fixed and nothing has been fixed the screen fucks up touch screnn works onlywhen it wants oh and why in the fuck does apple insist on making the worlds most slipperiest phone in the world i swear they want ppl to drop them . Just fucking garbage i will never buy apple products again i gave them a chance and asked for a new phone and them greedy fucking cunts said sorry there is nothing we can do like holy fuck apple is such a shitty product id like to meet the creator of this junk and just beat his fucking ass for being such a dumb shit fucking retard i hope all u rich people in The world burn in fucking hell i cant wait for ww3 and all u fucks to get blown all to hell fuck you apple and if you are thinking about buying apple products dont do it just half as bullshit products then they try to get u to come get the model every year like fuck u apple and you know what no one is to blamebut the peoplewho buy this shit stop buying apple products


Basic user story fuck up.

I just got my first Iphone ever. Wasn’t too bad at first, but I just noticed that you cannot fucking charge the phone whilst using fucking headphones.
How did you fuck that one up? I’m guessing apple’s battery doesn’t last 13 hours under heavy use. I need my tunes man.


Preview is fucking broken

Has nobody else noticed that when you open the preview app these days? “Done” does fucking nothing, and “Open” opens every fucking PDF on your computer. Oh yeah, “Open” is the default, so hitting enter starts the shit show. Fucking garbage.


fucking flickers ALL THE TIME

why the fuck can’t i plug anything into my 2016 mbp without hours of troubleshooting? and then it’s still a flaky piece of shit.

after trying all kinds of display adapters my external monitor still fucking flickers ALL THE TIME.

static shock? fucking crashes the adapters.

plugging in a monitor while the computer is asleep? fucking kernel panic.

fuck me.


Everything they always have been doing; difference is that you idiots are opening your eyes

Fucking you idiots over as they always have done. Example 1: Doesn’t release the Apple Hardware Test (AHT) to the public. No, not that bullshit one they have on their support pages, but the real one that actually identifies what the fucking problem is with yo shit appleTop. Bless the disciples of lord GitHub for bringing salvation to the common peoples aka appleAbandoners who have either been so worn out from apple’s repeat anal rape or the other more enlightened or ‘stricken with the nasty common sense bug’ from birth. So you are computer illiterate aka appleProne and your overpriced appleTop takes and appleShit right during your gender studies midterm paper on how triggered you get (cause only fucking idiots and crazies buy anything with the mark of the apple (sorry bite of the apple [Genesis 2:4-3:24 {don’t actually look here; just another fuck you reference from false god Apple, funny how you all deep-throat everything apple without remembering how A&E where tempted and booted by false god Jebus & Father & Friends as well as false apple god as we have come to find out}]) on it, but enough of shitting on the well deserved lesser peoples aka appleConsumers (haha just their natural blissful ignorance is so fucking funny and sad) because they are taking enough up the ass from false god applebite. Anyway, you take your appleTop to the nearest “appleRepairShop” (assuming you live in the western civilized world and not anywhere where the extreme lessers live – can’t find my USB-C hub in pakistan or irok, where is the nearest apple retailer?) to have them run the “always the same answer” Apple Approved (C)(R) Apple Hardware Test (AHT) (C)(R) to tell you that your $750 ┬▒100 (worth in value) appleTookShitTop is going to cost ~$850 to fix. See all AHT really does it takes the market value of the appleTop and applies the iFuckedTheCustomers algorithm with simply adds $100 dollars to the calculated market value. I bet you simple minded appleFolks thought you were smart buying that new appleTop2.0 saying, “yeah brethren, I thought to myself, “why spend $850 to fix my $750 laptop when I can buy a new one for $2000?”” feeling all smart for beating the system ‘n’ shit.. Hopefully one day you will understand the look that your more enlightened non-normies Kek following friend gave you when you told him this feat of the world you have accomplished and understand that he thought of you as a complete fucking idiot for standing in line for 3 days to get your new iFuckedYouAllSoBad as well as being suckered in for about everything that apple that apple has to offer in their compatibility world and hopes that one day you will open your eyes to false god apple and realize that kekistan (the true chosen land and chosen people), while being struck with common sense, is a much better place for Lord Kek and Lord GitHub’s people. Admission is simple. “I will not be a normie, I will not get triggered or overreact, satire and comedy are important freedoms granted in a truly free and open society and will promise to try to not be a douche or apologize if I accidentally was one and most of all, will practice the long lost art of common sense


Fucking Server Connection and Updates!

I've been trying to setup my iPhone 7 for two fucking days!! Every time I try to sign into Apple ID during set up, it tells me that they couldn't fucking connect to the goddamn Apple ID server. What the fuck! On top of that, it needs to be updated to fucking 10.3.1 /right away/ but can I do that? NO BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING SIGN INTO MY APPLE ID BECAUSE THEY HAVE SHIT SERVERS.

Everything

How they managed to take something that was so good 5 years ago… and turn it into a complete pile of shit today is beyond me. Photo’s sucks. iTunes doesn’t work properly (I have to use my VLC player), my mac duplicates files for no apparent reason and my iPhone arbitrarily decides it doesn’t want to play music. I’m going to be in the market for a new computer and phone in the next year or so… why the fuck would I pay thousands for nothing but headaches? Mac used to rule and now it’s complete shit.


icloud invasive popups

asks for icloud password every time I turn on mac.I only signed up cause i had an ipad for a minute and you cant back it up with a cord like a normal fucking device you fucking buy with money. so I signed up for icloud to upload. Only 5GB which is half full in a week. Now popups to enter icloud password on Mac EVERY TIME I start up for no reason I can see


Replace Everything iApp

I am about to begin doing this one thing to drastically improve my frustration level dealing with what has become the most poorly written software I have ever fucking had to deal with. I started on the Apple IIe. But today…FUCK APPLE. I hate that company with every bit of passion I can muster. I am searching out excellent options to avoid ever having to look at fucking lame ass iCal and Contacts, iMessage, iFuckedUpTunes, the always avoided App store, iCloud (no better than iDisk) and every other fucking thing patched by ninja hackers ┬áthat were hired by the FUCKING MARKETING IDIOTS acting like spoiled fucking children since Dad died. I can’t wait to watch this company slide into their inevitable demise. Remember the early to mid 90’s. It may take a little longer this time but that same end is coming. Oh yea, I’m going to start my own blog so that I can detail every fucking little thing that goes wrong with Apple pretend software, contrasted with the joy of using any other program I find. FUCK APPLE. SPANKINGS should be delivered daily to every department head and paranoid delusional pretending to be important at the top of the money tree. FUCK!