Driving me fucking nuts

Why the fuck is it so difficult to use icloud? Why the fuck isn’t there a way to access the files it says it’s backing up. Why the fuck is there no icon on the home page? Why is there no fucking answer to where the fuck is it? It sure as fuck isn’t in the app store. What the fuck is with the files app? Why the fuck does it open and there are clearly no fucking files in it? Why the fuck can’t I access files directly on my ipad without having to go through this fucked up non-existent icloud blowjob motherfucker useless piece of shit icloud? Why the fuck isn’t there online apple support? Why is there no answer to how the fuck to get it to work like a normal thinking asshole might want it to?