APPLE’S FUCKING LAPTOP KEYBOARDS FUCKING SUCK

FUCKING FUCK ARE THESE FUCKING KEYBOARDS FUCKING AWFUL. HOW THE FUCK DID THIS EVEN FUCKING HAPPEN? TYPING ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT KEYBOARD IS THE FUCKING WORST FUCKING USER FUCKING EXPERIENCE FUCKING EVER! I GUESS IT FUCKING COULD BE FUCKING WORSE IF THEY WERE FUCKING RAZOR BLADES. FUCK HOLES!