Apple Engineer Talks about 2015 MacBook

MacBook USB-C ONLY is Fucking Stupid!

What fucking moron thought having just one USB-C port on the new macbook was smart?  IT FUCKING WASN’T!  IT’S FUCKING IDIOTIC!  Now if you want to connect, say a USB hard drive…  you need to have one of these fucking things…MJ1K2

For FUCKING $80!!!!  And that’s just if you remember to carry it with you, and fuck who knows what if you forgot it or didn’t think you’d need it.

Could just add a standard USB port, could you?  I could go on, like how much better MAGSAFE is, but it’s not like the fuckheads will listen. Stupid fucks.

External Hard Drives Don’t Sleep With Yosemite

After upgrading to fucking Yosemite, I noticed my external hard drives don’t fucking go to sleep anymore, they just fucking spin and fucking spin.  Snow Leopard was the last great fucking version of OS X.  While there are some nice things in the newer versions, it fucking amazes me how much fucking shit gets fucked up when ever Apple releases a new version of this now shit pile of an OS.  People should be getting fucking fired.

New Mac Mini’s are fucking slower

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Go Apple!  Way to make your shit awesome!  Slow it the fuck down!

The 2012 Mac Mini had a quad core option.  The 2014 Mac Mini???  FUCKING NOPE!!  In fact, the newer top of the line Mac Mini is 56% FUCKING SLOWER than the 2012 Mac Mini!

How is are the engineer’s fucking brains not fucking exploding at Apple?

Why the fuck does Safari center the URL?


Centering the fucking URL is fucking stupid.  It also makes it a fucking pain in the ass to use!  And does it look better?  FUCKING NO!

iTunes 12 just fucking sucks


I was trying to figure out why I stopped listening to music when I’m working.  I then realized ever since I updated to iTunes 12 (from version 9) that iTunes just fucking sucks now.  It used to be so simple to search for the music I wanted to listen to (not that I have a lot, but I do have 29,106 songs).  The new search makes me so angry I want to stab my eyes out.  Then there’s the bullshit of it not displaying as much music as it did before. It’s like someone at Apple didn’t get their eye glasses prescription updated when they couldn’t read shit anymore.  It’s also always trying to get me to buy shit.  FUCK YOU!!  I’ll buy shit when I want to shop for shit!  I’d still be using version 9 if I didn’t need 12 to connect to my iPhone.  iTunes needs to be renamed to iSucks…

Why can’t I use my iPad / iPhone / iPod as an external hard drive?

es, I understand there are 3rd party apps that let you do this.  But why the fuck should I have to install a 3rd party app to do something that the first fucking iPod could do?  We’re talking basic computing here folks.  REALLY FUCKING BASIC COMPUTING!


Quick Look is fucking broken


Remember when you could simply press spacebar and view your quicktime files?  Yeah, not fucking anymore!  Quick Look is fucking broken!  Seriously, how do you break shit that’s worked for years!?!?!  Fire the fucker that broke that shit!

Where the fuck is the Title Bar?


Where the fuck is the title bar??  I miss not knowing what webpage I’m on…  Fix that shit Apple!

Shit Apple Does…

This will be a rambling blog of all the crap Apple is doing wrong these days..  you know..  as I see it..  If Steve was still alive, there would be a lot of firing going on…