Fuckheads at Apple thought to themselves ‘Hey lets make everything the fucking worst” and totally fucking nailed it. $200 worth of fucking dongles to use their new MacBook Pro 2016? Check. Can’t fucking connect the iPhone 7 to a MacBook Pro with another fucking proprietary fucking cable. Check. Don’t even fucking make cables to connect MacBook Pros to 4k and 5k monitors? Fucking check. At least it’s super fucking overpriced and fucking iCloud confuses everyone so much they want to fucking kill themselves when every fucking device they own is out of fucking storage space and when they finally find something they can delete fucking iCloud immediately auto-fucking-downloads some new fucking useless data you didn’t know you had immediately fucking maxing out storage on your device again. Maybe if they made it so when I turn on my MacBook every fucking Application I’ve opened since the BEGINNING OF FUCKING TIME OPENS ALL AT ONCE that will fix everything. Oh wait, they fucking did that and everything is still fucking garbage.