So I decided to fucking connect my fucking calendar to the fucking iCloud. I then decide, fuck this, I don’t want my fucking calendar on the fucking cloud. So I go to disconnect it….
BUT FUCK NO!!! APPLE FUCKING FUCKS IT THE FUCK UP AND DELETES YOUR FUCKING CALENDAR INFO FROM YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER WHEN YOU FUCKING TURN IT OFF FROM THE FUCKING CLOUD!!! EVEN IF IT ALL ORIGINATED FROM YOUR FUCKING MAC IN THE FUCKING FIRST FUCKING PLACE!!!! YOU FUCK HEADS!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Yes, I know you can fucking archive the fucking calendar before turning iCloud the fuck off, but it’s fucking retarded. Oh wait, we’re thinking the fuck different. Fuckheads.